The Original Ronald McDonald
A frightening sight indeed. This is the original Ronald McDonald for McDonalds restaurants. The wig looks matted and the cup for a nose is an enormous fail. This character more accurately resembles a drunken referee after a fight with a stadium food vendor. An interesting fact: Ronald is played here by future Today Show weatherman Willard Scott.
Sigh. There was a time when I would be able to close my eyes without the nightmares. Then came this image. Now I’m going to cry myself to sleep every night because this is the face waiting in my dreams