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there-were-giants:

He’s ready for mystery! He’s ready for excitement! He’s ready for anything! He’s…

*phone ringing*

“Nick Danger, Third Eye.”

“Uh, I wanna order a pizza to go, and no anchovies.”

“No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger.”

*phone slams down*

“…what.”