Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
My oldest brother had an octopus and we’ll he had to be in a tank on his own with nothing in it. One day one of his friends asked why he tank was empty while all the other tanks were full of awesome things (I created bikini bottom in one of them) so I showed him. If you put anything in his tank within minutes he’ll throw it out. And like always hank (that was his name) threw the little toy solider out of the tank like a little bastard.